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Articles by Matt Vallance

About Matt Vallance
Matt is a former member of Cumnock Rugby Club's 'Mean Machine' - motto: "Well, we won the fight". He has written about some 60 sports in a long career, mainly spent freelancing for, amongst others: The Herald, The Scotsman, The Sunday Times, Scotland on Sunday, the late-lamented Sunday Standard and just about every national paper. He survived a spell at the Paisley Daily Express, covering St Mirren and the Paisley Pirates every week. He now writes a lot of sporting obituaries, since he saw many of his subjects play. Opinionated, passionate and, as one Bill McMurtire once said: "The only Cumnock member (other than Mark Bennett) who can be let out without an escort". In his 70th year, Matt, known to many as: 'Snuff', still has a few noses to get up. Unfulfilled ambition - to live long enough to see Scotland beat the All Blacks.
Marr's Cody Cunningham finds himself surrounded by Jed-Forest defenders. Image: Jon Pearce
Clubland

Marr v Jed-Forest: hosts stay on track with ugly win at Fullarton

2 October 2021 Matt Vallance 2

Table-toppers recovered from a mid-match slump in discipline to claim a bonus-point victory …

Banter

Lions defend the unofficial world title against official world champions South Africa

23 July 2021 Matt Vallance 15

Matt Vallance reckons that the Lions are currently the title holders based on his analysis of international results going back to 1871 …

Ron Evans' Scottish Rugby TV was a popular feature of the club game in the lates 2000s and early 2010s.
Ayr RFC

An appreciation: Ron Evans

28 January 2021 Matt Vallance 13

Matt Vallance pays tribute to his old sparring partner and great friend Ron Evans, who was one of Scottish club rugby’s great champions …

Ken Scotland captained all all-star Cambridge University team to the Melrose crown in 1960.
Clubland

Remembering 1960: when Cambridge University ruled the roost at Melrose Sevens

11 April 2020 Matt Vallance Comments Off on Remembering 1960: when Cambridge University ruled the roost at Melrose Sevens

On the weekend when Melrose Sevens 2020 was supposed to go ahead, Matt Vallance takes a step back in time to remember one of the great tournaments from a rich history …

Kerr Gossman of Hawks just manages to put Marr's Mackenzie Pearce into touch. Image: Ken Ferguson
Clubland

Marr v Glasgow Hawks: hosts tough it out but visiting bonus point could be key

29 February 2020 Matt Vallance 1

Andy Hill’s team belied their lowly league position to push the table-toppers all the way, demonstrating that they will not be going down without a fight …

GHA Captain Jamie McCarthy, drives forward during his team's defeat to Aberdeen Grammar. Image: Joyce Robinson
Aberdeen Grammar Rugby

GHA v Aberdeen Grammar: discipline and defence clinch away win

18 January 2020 Matt Vallance Comments Off on GHA v Aberdeen Grammar: discipline and defence clinch away win

The men from the north of Scotland climb back into the play-off places with a hard-fought win on the road …

Stewart Hamilton makes the middle-row of Matt's team. Would he get the nod in your best uncapped Scotland side?
Features

Scotland’s best uncapped team? Matt Vallance has his say

27 December 2019 Matt Vallance 25

Regular TOL reporter Matt Vallance has his say on the best players never to have picked up a full cap for Scotland. Could there be a slight Ayrshire bias? …

GHA stunned table-toppers Marr at Fullarton Park. Image: Kevin Quinn
Clubland

Marr v GHA: defiant defence gives visitors famous victory

7 December 2019 Matt Vallance Comments Off on Marr v GHA: defiant defence gives visitors famous victory

Leaders’ second-half fightback falls short as Fortress Fullarton falls …

Marr second-row Fraser Grant charges for the line. Image: Kenneth Ferguson
Clubland

Marr v Jed-Forest: league leaders make light work of spirited Borderers

23 November 2019 Matt Vallance Comments Off on Marr v Jed-Forest: league leaders make light work of spirited Borderers

Jed backs live off scraps as home pack prevail in entertaining nine-try contest …

Marr and Edinburgh Accies fought out a draw at Fullarton Park.
Clubland

Marr v Edinburgh Accies: inspired fightback ends hosts’ winning run

19 October 2019 Matt Vallance Comments Off on Marr v Edinburgh Accies: inspired fightback ends hosts’ winning run

Marr 20 Edinburgh Accies 20 MATT VALLANCE @ Fullarton Park MARR surrendered their 100 per cent record in an engrossing battle in which yellow cards played a crucial role. Edinburgh Accies came with a plan, …

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